another day of domestic bliss: cutting up herbs to make sweet little herb ice cubes, baking homemade bread that i am having an incredibly difficult time not pounding into my face every 5 minutes, looking up haircuts from the 1930s so i can figure out how much to get chopped off tomorrow. and, ah yes.... seducing the neighborhood hottie using my oh-so-subtle technique. that would be seeing him approaching as i'm walking proton, deciding that i am going to say hello since i see him all the time and he needs to realize that we are destined to bake rosemary-spiced bread together, and then making the move to greet first. however, i made that decision a bit prematurely and that resulted in me yelling "HELLO!!!" from a uncomfortably far distance. and then ssssooooooo mmmmuuuuucccchhhh tttttiiiimmmmeeeee until we were actually close enough to permit conversation to erupt at a normal, un-fog horn decibel level. unfortunately, he seemed a little rattled by my screaming greeting and just said "hi" as i stared at the ground and tried to imagine that i was invisible and could remain so as long as both proton and i had our eyes squeezed shut. another fantastic display of the art of seduction by yours truly. tomorrow i may try out an equally subtle net gun technique.
another day of domestic bliss: cutting up herbs to make sweet little herb ice cubes, baking homemade bread that i am having an incredibly difficult time not pounding into my face every 5 minutes, looking up haircuts from the 1930s so i can figure out how much to get chopped off tomorrow. and, ah yes.... seducing the neighborhood hottie using my oh-so-subtle technique. that would be seeing him approaching as i'm walking proton, deciding that i am going to say hello since i see him all the time and he needs to realize that we are destined to bake rosemary-spiced bread together, and then making the move to greet first. however, i made that decision a bit prematurely and that resulted in me yelling "HELLO!!!" from a uncomfortably far distance. and then ssssooooooo mmmmuuuuucccchhhh tttttiiiimmmmeeeee until we were actually close enough to permit conversation to erupt at a normal, un-fog horn decibel level. unfortunately, he seemed a little rattled by my screaming greeting and just said "hi" as i stared at the ground and tried to imagine that i was invisible and could remain so as long as both proton and i had our eyes squeezed shut. another fantastic display of the art of seduction by yours truly. tomorrow i may try out an equally subtle net gun technique.
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