apparently i needed to dance. and dance i did. and a little more than that. my cousin melissa's wedding last weekend in wisconsin was amazing. and fantastic. and she asked the DJ to play "the humpty dance" because she knows i love it and would bust out some crazy white girl dance moves on the dance floor. and then vomited profusely. my sister also told me i looked like i was made of frosting, which may be the best compliment i have ever received. i told more than one relative that melissa paid me $50 to stand on the wedding cake at the reception. i could have. and by the end of the night would have. other highlights from the weekend: 
building a mouse maze for my sister's awesome pet mouse Red. i only participated in the initial building stages, but i did get to make some sweet ropes for him to climb from the first to the third level on... climb up in the shadow of a great american flag and posters of other successful mice, i.e. Gus Gus, Mickey, the Great Mouse Detective. and proton didn't like me gone and slept in my suitcase the night i got back.in other news, two kids from the high school i teach at were suspended because they yelled "heil hitler" and gave a nazi salute to a german exchange student during his spanish presentation. that's right. this kid is fluent in at least two languages, probably pretty ok in another, and these two yokels think it's super funny and awesome to scream third reich nonsense at him. and did i mention it's the football quarterback and another football douchebag? yep. lucky for all of us, their suspension won't affect their playing in the football game on saturday. did i mention i won't be teaching at this school next year?
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