Sunday, August 23, 2009

nice buns. prepare for armageddon.

those are them there cinnamon buns. let them rise in the fridge overnight and baked them up this morning. SO DELICIOUS. if you come to visit vermont you'll be treated to a batch of them. :)

so you may want to be up and ready around 8 a.m. tomorrow morning just in case something.... happens. like, let's say, the earth opening up and swallowing heathens and adulterers, thunder and lightning announcing the arrival of an army of angels wielding swords carved of the bones of infants and dripping with the blood of nonbelievers, a rain of insects and toads filling the streets and drowning canines shorter than knee-high with their venomous poisons and slimy dispositions. that's right. at 8 a.m. tomorrow morning, i am headed to church. church. the place where people go to worship the sky god. it's the first day of in-service at the high school i am teaching at and that means worship of the most divine. the principal/priest already knows my religious tendencies, or lack thereof, and that's not going to be an issue or anything. but i do have a crucifix above my desk and i do have to go to church tomorrow. i plan on sitting in the back, the WAY back, keeping my head down, and making myself as non-conspicuous as possible. this also starts my "long sleeves only" fashion movement..... for the sake of the diocese. and my getting a pay check. MAN. church and long sleeeves. like i'm living in 1835.

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