i don't know what is going on at the ol' cow farm , but i can tell you what it sounds like: cows getting raped. huh. maybe those animal rights protestors were right: meat is murder, milk is rape. maybe what i heard was cows getting milked. no. i don't think so. but the squealy/honk-ish/alarmingly loud cow hollers were absolutely bizarre and continued for quite a long time. proton and i were on our morning walk when all of a sudden one holler ripped through the morning air. we both stopped dead in our tracks and turned around to see what was going on. we saw nothing except one of the folks from the cow farm in overalls standing by the gate, kind of kicking the ground, pretending that they didn't hear some cow getting their butt poked in the barn. god it was loud. i grew up next to a cow farm and never heard sounds like this. maybe it's a vermont thing. maybe it's cow meditation. maybe they're recording for a CD of sexy cow sounds. i'm concerned for proton's little ears and his innocent sensibility. right now i'm watching Robot Holocaust. was this someone's thesis project? did someone honestly fund this? i just watched naked people dance like phish fans in smoke outside of a chamber (the pleasure machine for those who serve the "dark one" faithfully) that housed a topless girl also dancing like a new england hippie. outrageous.
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