A-HA!

i have finally discovered who drives the palin pornography-littered miata that finds itself parked in my school parking lot every morning. i don't know her name, but i know her by her HUGE fur coats she wears to school, the sneery way she talks to me, and the 45 degree angle she holds her head at at all times. Also, thanks to her skirt selections, i am quite familiar with too many square inches of her thighs. it's her. i gasped and said "oh my god" when i saw her scooching out of the car this morning. interestingly enough, prior to heading to school this morning, i watched a news program that featured snippets of the latest palin interviews. wow. the insanity continues. HOW THE HECK CAN YOU NONIRONICALLY THINK PALIN IS OK? and not just ok.... awesome enough to decorate the back of your stupid car with her stupid name. she needs to be punched. so hard. i honestly can't get over it. you're basically saying "hey... you thought palin was stupid, obtuse, and uneducated? well, i'm even WORSE because i think the things she says are fantastic enough that i need to let everyone else know how great i think she is. she just makes so much sense. and don't you think mexicans are gross?"

in class, we're starting to talk about methods of heat transfer: conduction, convection, and radiation. i've set up a big fish tank with room temperature water and today experimented with setting up currents by adding colored water of different temperatures to see how they moved and settled in the tank. this resulted in a tank full of yellowish water by the end of the day. when my last class asked what was in the tank, i told them i peed in it. they laughed... and i said i was serious. they looked a little nervous, so then i told them i was just kidding. i was setting up convection currents using different colored water. they sighed in relief, and i quickly yelled "AND THEN I PEED IN IT." teaching. so great.